Letter of Expectation for a mister Scott McEwen

Dear Scott,




Based on the tasks that I have asked you to complete over the past few months without success, I am hereby giving you this letter of expectation. It is my expectation that you will complete the following list of tasks on your next days off:



1. Finish touching up paint and put the paint on the stairway back where it belongs

2. Take the toddler bed pieces away and clean up the back deck

3. Clean the spots off the couch

4. Clean the basement stairway where it looks like chocolate milk was spilled

5. Re-organize the storage space under the stairs so that we can open Meghan’s bedroom door and get at the camping gear and not the Christmas decorations

6. Fix the Wii



If these items are not completed by the end of your days off, the following consequences will happen:



1. You will lose “special” privileges’ for as long as the list remains incomplete

2. You will receive regular nagging and whining about it not being done yet

3. You may wake up with your face painted, the toddler bed crammed up an orifice, the contents of the storage closet resting on your side of the bed where you will no longer be allowed to sleep in and your computer unplugged and replaced with the broken wii.



This will remain in my memory for 18 months at which time if you have kept up to date with your husbandly tasks (which we both know is a slim to none chance) there will be something else to nag at you for.



Sincerely

Your wife.

c see where Scott is going next!  husbands in the doghouse