Dieting sucks

Ever have one of those mornings that you just don’t want to get out of bed? That would be me this morning, snugly in my warm cocoon of blankies and warm hubby when that annoying beep, beep, beep persistently bothers my sleep. So I drag my ass out of bed and crawl into the shower to feel human again.

Since that moment, I have to force myself not to drive home and climb back into that nest of oblivion. I could take my jacket and work out gear and make a nest under my desk but I doubt I could get away with it for long. My office door is opaque (looks kind of like a shower door, rolls like one too) and I could just imagine the view my staff would get of me.

So here I sit, taking a quick break to eat my tuna, beets and mushrooms, all healthy, all good for me and none of it smothered in chocolate!

I drove through the Tim Horton’s drive through this morning to get Tea to attempt to ease my caffeine head ache and there sitting at the pickup window was a breakfast sandwich sitting there, staring at me from the counter, with its evilly wonderful smell assaulting my senses. It wasn’t mine, must have been the next car’s order but man I’ve never wanted to take a bite out of someone else’s sandwich as much as I wanted to take a bite out of that one!

Dieting sucks. Yeah, I know, this isn’t a diet it’s a “change of lifestyle” but I swear if my ass wasn’t taking over the square footage of my spaces I wouldn’t be changing my lifestyle! Now for the exercise! I have my workout gear and I plan on going after work. The problem is all I can think about is that nice, comfortable, WARM bed at home, silently beckoning me to slip between its sheets and sleep. Its evil I tell you. E.V.I. L.

Anyhoo, my ass doesn’t look any smaller yet and I still have my front bum. What’s a front bum you ask? Well stand sideways looking in a mirror. Okay does your front resemble the curve of your ass? Can you tell which one is the front and which one is the back? If the answer is yes it resembles or no I can’t tell the difference, then you have a front bum.